London's Secret Community Theatre 246a Lower Road, Waterloo, London, SE1 8SJ
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When We Are Married

When a group of three couples discover that they are not legally married, each couple initially reacts with proper Victorian horror – what will the neighbors think? – and all three couples find themselves reevaluating their marriages. Hovering closely over the proceedings is the Yorkshire Argus’ alcohol-soaked photographer, keen to record the evening’s events for posterity, and a wickedly destructive housekeeper who is hoping to use the couples’ mortification to her own advantage. 4th–7th Dec
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I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change

I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change is a musical comedy revue which contains everything you have ever secretly thought about dating, romance, marriage, lovers, husbands, wives and in-laws, but were afraid to admit.  BUT IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR TICKET IT IS TOO LATE NOW AS EVERY PERFORMANCE HAS SOLD OUT. 9th–12th Oct
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Plays-in-a-Day: A 24 Hour Theatre Festival

Network's Play-In-24-Hours is back! This year we will be in the bowels of Waterloo station from the evening of Friday 16th August until late on Saturday 17th August producing multiple pieces of completely original theatre. During the course of a night and a day we will come up with a theme, divide into teams, devise, improvise, script, rehearse, nap, tech, perform our final pieces and then celebrate in the bar. 17th Aug
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The Memory of Water

On the eve of their mother’s funeral, three sisters meet, bicker and reveal the conflicts of the past and its grip on the present, the patterns and strains of family relationships and the distortions of memory. 10th–13th Jul
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Love and Money

Funny but heart-wrenching, this ingenious drama dares us to enter a dislocated world of bad debts and even worse desires. 1st–4th May
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Ringmaster

A whispered suggestion.  An accidental caress.  A drunken encounter behind the back of a club… In our sexual & romantic lives, how do public personas influence private performances? Is it still-forbidden acts and infidelities that shock us, or the identity of the people who perform them? What does it take to truly consent? And are you really as in control of sex and love as you think…? 30th–31st Jan, 1st–3rd Feb
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Love and Money Readthrough

An examination of how love is destroyed by materialism: told backwards from a man describing his wife’s suicide to escape debt until the play ends with his wife's excitement following his proposal. In between, her parents are upset by a memorial overshadowing their daughter’s grave, David “sells out” and tries to change his career and job to get more money, Jess witnesses a murder, and Duncan makes an “offer” to Debbie. We will be reading the script for our May 2019 show - come along to read, or just listen. 10th Jan
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Death Before Marriage

Days before Eve Millington's wedding, her family home is burgled by an infamous thief looking to lay hands on a priceless gem. Events take a sinister twist when people start to die in mysterious circumstances – there is more going on at Stargrove than a burglary. As the bodies pile up, the investigators form a cunning plan to uncover a secret that has laid buried for twenty years. 5th–8th Dec
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The Pitmen Painters

In 1934 the miners of the Ashington Colliery were determined to better themselves, so they hired a professor to teach them Art Appreciation. They were a wonderfully argumentative bunch but when the posh academic arrives to teach them, they were united in not understanding a word he said. Seeing their confusion he wisely sets them to making art themselves. 10th–13th Oct
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Launch Party for 2019 Season

Your opportunity to find out what is in the 2019 Season. 15th Sep
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